"It's not," said the man. "The little bastard stuck a pin in all my condoms."This one is compliments of BobLife's Demerit System ... In the world of romance, one single rule applies:MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!Do something she likes, and you get points.Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.You don't get any points for doing something she expects.Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system:SIMPLE DUTIESYou make the bed. (+1)You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10)You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3)You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)But return with Beer. (-5)PROTECTIVE DUTIESYou check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5)You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)It's her pet Schnauzer. (-30)SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTSYou stay by her side for the entire party. (+1)You stay by. Duncan had always been a morning person despite his graveyard shifts at the firehouse. The morning sun always managed to energize him and give him the glow normal people could only find with a good dose of caffeine. ‘No breakfast, just sleep,’ she mumbled as she rolled over onto her stomach. His light touch on her calf was comforting. She felt his hand trail up to the back of her knee. Tessa sighed her contentment. She thought if luck were on her side, he would chuck his clothes and get into bed with her. Blankets were not needed when his unbelievably sexy body covered her. ‘Sweetheart, your knee’s about the size of a watermelon. What did you do to it?’ Duncan asked concern laced his voice. The note of worry he expressed brought her to full alert. She turned back over and looked down at her knee with clear eyes. The sight of her bloated knee had her cursing like a sailor. After the rigors of last night (e.g., wrestling Danny into submission), she forgot to put her knee on ice as soon.
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